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Seinfeld - Best of George Costanza Classic lines like: - It's not you, it's me - I'm Cartwright - You had to have the big sallad - I'm an architect - I wish there were pigmen - Crib notes, counter clockwise swirl - Can't drink coffee late at night, it keeps me up - I've driven woman to lesbianism before but never to a mental institution - I drive them to lesbianism, he brings 'em back - I was at the pool, there were shinkage - Sex with the cleaning lady - She's bald, I got rejected by a bald woman - Everytime I think I'm out, they pull me back in - My mother caught me, I was alone - I am Costanza, lord of the idiots - This is like discovering plutonium by accident - George is getting upset - Serenity now - I hate the Drake - I'm gonna need some water here - You get in the mood - George's answering machine - Killing independent George
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George Costanza is my spirit animal.
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Architect, lol!
I have a friend who always uses the same FAKE name and people repeatedly have said "REALLY? You don't LOOK like a Chad?!"
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That laugh at 7:03!!!!
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- Amazing. I drive them to lesbianism, he brings them back.
- I really think we need to talk.
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Paul Shaffer was offered and he turned down the Costanza roll. Thank God
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1:18 is pure Larry David. I can even imagine him doing this
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THESE PRETZELS
HHHHH-HHHHHH-HHHHHARE MAKING ME THIRSTY!! -
9:28
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2:30 the first audience member's laughter is better than the joke itself.
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his voice changed over the show and it worked for the character perfectly
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George is the greatest man in the world.
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Good work ... but how could you leave out the classic George running out of the bathroom with his pants down screaming "Say Van Day Industries, say Van Delay Industries!"
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"It's not a lie... if YOU believe it."
Wisdom. -
never did a smile leave my face if only for a laugh
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Four things I live by that I learned from Costanza to this day:
1. If you looked annoyed people will assume you're busy.
2. It's not a lie if you believe it.
3. Always do the opposite of my natural impulse.
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George was such a real motherfucking G.
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"They're in there, laughing and lying!!" 😆😹😹
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Best Seinfeld character. Basic bitches will say it's Kramer
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You don't understand, it was a shrinkage................
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Now you listen to me, I want detail's and I want them right now. I don't have a job, I have no place to go, you say you're not in the mood.Well you get in the mood! It's my favorite, I know it like the back of my hand.